Mar
7
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
02:02 Who knew by stopping twittering I would triple my followers! Apparently they like the quiet ones. :) #
Sexy Naked Women (Now with 33% More Brains!)
Welcome to the Tumblr blog of Kris Madison, one of those sexy naked women who used to be a geek, but now, through the power of the internet, is able to pursue a career as a DIY lingerie model / pin up girl. And is still a geek.
This site is primarily comprised of my Twitter updates, which I like to archive 'cause I'm a digital packrat. You can find more of me over at my main blog or just head straight to the sexy pics.
Feb
15
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
23:06 Happy Valentine’s Day! Hope you had a sweet one. :) #
Nov
15
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
09:45 Just realized the Twitter address changed on direct message notices so mine have ended up in spam folder. Whoops! # 09:50 I need to do a big post about life/career changes, but feel like announcing it will jinx it. Or bring a flood of criticism I’m not ready for # 09:51 It’s funny…exposing my art work feels so much more personal/scary/EXPOSED than any of my nude pics. #
Nov
5
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
22:37 So proud of you Americans! I feel hope for the first time in years that maybe we can all come together to heal this fucked up planet. #
Oct
22
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
14:41 Scrambling to get organized before heading out to class tonight. Still haven’t had time to write a proper WTF is going on with me blog post. # 14:42 Rest assured sweet peas - it’s all good! Scary, exciting goodness. :) #
Oct
17
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
01:40 Exhausted after a long but good day. Listening to a This American Life podcast while I drift off to sleep. #
Oct
16
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
19:37 @jakemarsh WTF??? Sending troops suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome into unruly classrooms sounds like a GREAT idea! # 22:40 I love that “Plumber” is the #2 political topic on twitter. I need a “Joe’s Plumbing 4 Obama” t-shirt. #
Oct
15
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
01:05 Getting ready to watch Shaun of the Dead for the first time. Looking forward to some mindless fun. #
Oct
8
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
15:51 Taking some time off to focus on my art stuff this week. Feeling decidedly un-porny. # 15:58 Oh & apparently I’m not getting any of my krismadison.com mail, so him me up here with direct messages or @ replies. #
Oct
4
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
12:42 Yay! Got a bunch of new agey music cds in the mail from @tastytrixie . Thanks sweet pea! #
Oct
3
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
14:20 Getting my homework started for class tonight & wishing I had some of @elligirl ‘s leftovers from last night. That girl is an awesome cook! # 18:11 Trying to catch a bit of the debate before I leave for class. I get to draw another naked lady tonight. w00t! # 02:21 My nude model in art class tonight turned out to be a dude. I don’t think I’ve ever seen balls so brightly lit for such long periods of time # 02:23 He was pretty hot though. Had a Magnum PI thing going on & a very toned, muscular body. And nice balls, for the record. #
Oct
2
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
08:10 Morning! Yes, my sites ARE still broken, defying all logic & reason, but thank you for asking. You have a good day too! Now where’s my gun? # 12:50 Looks like everything is now up & working. Yay! I need to do some kind of “kiss & make up” gift for my members. Maybe an extra month free? # 12:52 @themia I got to see him live a few weeks ago & loved the show. The only thing missing was his head bobbing “I said it!” # 13:06 A happy link to make up for my crabbiness as of late - Pocket Deer: tinyurl.com/4c5je3 # 14:44 Getting ready to go for dinner at @elligirl ‘s place. Things are looking up! #
Oct
1
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
13:48 WHY would tech support try to sync content from the old server? This move would’ve had less downtime if I’d done it using Servers4Dummies. # 20:37 @galadarling I’d watch it! Love the Piven. # 00:17 The internet is clearly trying to tell me it’s time to shut down my sites & move on. This has got to be the longest DNS issue in history. #
Sep
30
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
12:20 Not sure what to work on today & so so tired of dealing with tech support. Would much rather spend the day painting. # 15:55 Getting outside to play some tennis & buy canvases. # 19:22 If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with only 1 leg work? ………ready?………IHOP! (via Two & a Half Men) #
Sep
29
My Day in 140 Characters (or less)
12:50 Beautiful out today! I need to get some real exercise, but haven’t taken the dogs to the beach in a while either. # 13:49 Stupid fucking server people! Switched the DNS over on my sites today & noticing that 2 of them haven’t been synched properly so go to 404. # 13:50 I was given the OK to switch the DNS over on Friday. Seems like there is always some error I need to discover myself, submit, then get fixed # 14:58 Just love it when I switch DNS over, it takes 3 minutes to propagate, notice errors & then it takes OVER AN HOUR to propagate back. Fuckkkkk # 15:03 Madly refreshing my sites to see if DNS is fixed yet is not actually making the process go any faster, so I’m going outside to save sanity. # 17:25 Hrm. The beach didn’t seem to fix anything. Must be time to start drinking! # 21:27 I don’t usually believe in astrology stuff like Mercury in retrograde, but after everything that happened today I’m becoming a believer. # 21:27 www.astrologycom.com/mercret.html # 22:05 Dexter season premiere tonight! No spoilers though cuz I can’t watch it just yet. #
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