Sexy Naked Women (Now with 33% More Brains!)

Welcome to the Tumblr blog of Kris Madison, one of those sexy naked women who used to be a geek, but now, through the power of the internet, is able to pursue a career as a DIY lingerie model / pin up girl. And is still a geek.

This site is primarily comprised of my Twitter updates, which I like to archive 'cause I'm a digital packrat. You can find more of me over at my main blog or just head straight to the sexy pics.

Sep 20

My Day in 140 Characters (or less)

18:34 Fuck OFF Universe. I’m having a shitty tear-stained day & just as I’m reaching out for a Twitter hug, a giant spider runs across my desk. # 18:36 The only good part? I killed the spider with a watermelon rind. A day can’t be all bad if one gets to eat watermelon. #